Tag: surgery


I just woke up to my nurse and a doctor who looked exactly like Ted from Schitts Creek standing over me saying my name and offering me an enema. Obviously I had to second guess my state of consciousness there for a moment, particularly… Continue Reading “Oracle”

The hard way out

I don’t want to have this operation on Friday. Did I already mention that like 100 times? Sorry, I know I’m annoying but I so absolutely completely and totally do NOT want this. Like I’m quite cool with dying, no worries – me and… Continue Reading “The hard way out”